February 2012
106 posts
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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patkirch: all i care about is bands no wonder i’m unpopular at school
Feb 19th
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teacher: ryan u cant do every single report on the beatles
ryan: but-
teacher: ryan u arent a beatle just stop
ryan: yes i-
teacher: no
ryan: gOD YES I AM I HATE YOU I HATE MY LIFE
ryan: flips over desk
ryan: bumps into teacher on purpose as he bolts from classroom
ryan: o UR SKIN JUST HAD SEx
ryan: furiously bites arm and runs away in tears
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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trohmen: what does an egg say to boiling water “it might take me awhile to get hard i just got laid by a chick”
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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ieroo: are you dumb this is how you date flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore  ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Typical Patrick Stump Interview:
Interviewer: Hey, so I'm here with the handsome Patrick Stump.
Patrick: Oh, wow, uh, thank y--
Interviewer: He's very handsome.
Patrick: Um--
Interviewer: He's obviously lost lots of weight, why did you decide to give yourself such a physical transformation?
Patrick: Well, I--
Interviewer: HE'S LOST TONS OF WEIGHT. LOOK AT THE PICTURES WE ARE SHOWING OF HIM THREE YEARS AGO. THE WEIGHT. IT'S GONE.
Patrick: ...
Interviewer: Oh, he's played every single instrument on his solo album too, so go check it out.
Patrick: Well, there is one single, we've got Lupe Fia--
Interviewer: HUSH, CHILD.
Patrick: ...thank you for having me
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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starkassembled: jasonfreese: with all this excitement in the green day fandom you could say it’s mass hysteria
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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extremestankball: if u were a transformer u’d be optimus fine
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Me attempting to ""sext""
Dude: I wanna see you cum
Me: okay
Dude: You're so hot fuck me
Me: yes
Dude: I'm gonna rip your clothes off
Me: don't wrinkle them please
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
Feb 14th
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patrickhumps:                                                      well it rains and it pours                                                       when you’re out on your own                                                      if i crash on the couch                                                     can i sleep in my clothes                                                     cause i...
Feb 14th
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