February 2012
106 posts
patkirch:
all i care about is bands no wonder i’m unpopular at school
teacher: ryan u cant do every single report on the beatles
ryan: but-
teacher: ryan u arent a beatle just stop
ryan: yes i-
teacher: no
ryan: gOD YES I AM I HATE YOU I HATE MY LIFE
ryan: flips over desk
ryan: bumps into teacher on purpose as he bolts from classroom
ryan: o UR SKIN JUST HAD SEx
ryan: furiously bites arm and runs away in tears
trohmen:
what does an egg say to boiling water
“it might take me awhile to get hard i just got laid by a chick”
ieroo:
are you dumb this is how you date
flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
Typical Patrick Stump Interview:
Interviewer: Hey, so I'm here with the handsome Patrick Stump.
Patrick: Oh, wow, uh, thank y--
Interviewer: He's very handsome.
Patrick: Um--
Interviewer: He's obviously lost lots of weight, why did you decide to give yourself such a physical transformation?
Patrick: Well, I--
Interviewer: HE'S LOST TONS OF WEIGHT. LOOK AT THE PICTURES WE ARE SHOWING OF HIM THREE YEARS AGO. THE WEIGHT. IT'S GONE.
Patrick: ...
Interviewer: Oh, he's played every single instrument on his solo album too, so go check it out.
Patrick: Well, there is one single, we've got Lupe Fia--
Interviewer: HUSH, CHILD.
Patrick: ...thank you for having me
starkassembled:
jasonfreese:
with all this excitement in the green day fandom you could say it’s
mass hysteria
extremestankball:
if u were a transformer u’d be optimus fine
Me attempting to ""sext""
Dude: I wanna see you cum
Me: okay
Dude: You're so hot fuck me
Me: yes
Dude: I'm gonna rip your clothes off
Me: don't wrinkle them please
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
patrickhumps:
well it rains
and it pours
when you’re out
on your own
if i crash
on the couch
can i sleep
in my clothes
cause i...