December 2011
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
Parents go out. →
theannoyingskwid:
My first thought:
Eat everything in sight:
Turn the music up:
Dance like you never would in the presence of other humans:
Just generally go crazy:
Parents come home and ask how your day was:
“It was fine”
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Just a little parent rant..
My parents come in my room and get angry at me about still being on the new computer that’s in my room.
First of all, they were still up anyways.. Being all loud and obnoxious with guests over.. So I didn’t get that I’m supposed to be asleep while they ‘party it up’.
And second. Did they forget that every other electronic device has Internet on it as well? And more!...
family: do you have a boyfriend?
me: no
family: why not
me:
family:
me:
family: are you a lesbian
me: hey babe you're like a fallen angle
girl: you mean angel, right?
me: no angle....because you acute-y pie
girl: oh
me: i mean damn girl you be looking RIGHT
girl: ok stop
me: you got my dick doin a 180
girl: bye
Imagine if you lived in the same city as your... →
me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
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