March 2012
202 posts
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high and your head down low
Society: emo
Avenged Sevenfold: You had my heart, at least for the most part.
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
February 2012
162 posts
“Patrick doesnt do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, saturdays, 70...”
– Pete Wentz (via asoulworthtwohats)
patrickthestump:
A Fall Out Boy fan dissing Patrick is like a Christian dissing Jesus….
wentzporta:
raise your hand if you think patrick stump is untalented
hey where’d all your hands go
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
me: i love patrick stump
friend: didn't he used to be fat and ugly
me: didn't you used to breath
friend:
friend cannot reply as they are lying on the ground dead
mom: *begins to cook dinner*
me: *sniffs*
me: DANG
me: *LEAPS OVER COMPUTER CHAIR, GLIDES DOWN 70 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, DOES A 360 SPIN AND A BACKFLIP OVER THE SOFA, PIROUETTES OVER THE CAT, SOMERSAULTS INTO THE KITCHEN*
me: WHATS FOR DINNER
mom: it's not done yet
me: oh
me: *goes back to computer*
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
me: You're just gonna leave me eventually.
you: No, I won't. And you have to promise you'll never leave me.
me: I won't go.
you a month later: lol just kidding bye.
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
